Saturday, December 03, 2005
[ Mosh the Toemato ] 9:31:00 PM
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Friday, December 02, 2005
[ Mosh the Toemato ] 6:20:00 PM
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005
I read the Howard's(eyeforaguydude) columm in the newpaper last weekend.
He suggested while alighting from the trains, stick each elbow out to deter
incoming kiasu boggies. I tried it this afternoon.
It didnt work.
I hit this fat lady's boobs. omg.
Nope i did not enjoy any of it. Instead of backing off, everyone just shoved
their freaking way past me. Okay lar, aunties, uncles can understand.
Children actually do that same thing.
Train reaches the station, crawls to a....... Kids are already infront of the doors.
What the fuck man. want to die ah? CHIONG ARRRRRRR!!!! CHIONG FOR SEATS OR
YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WILL FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!
im sorry.
[ Mosh the Toemato ] 9:14:00 PM
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Chocolate cakes, eclairs, icecream, chocolate coated doughnuts.
I've always been eyeing on those at taka for a long time. Some had sleek and
shiny coats of sinful choco, while the waves of silky icecream tempts you still you succumb.
[ Mosh the Toemato ] 9:38:00 PM
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Sunday, November 27, 2005
The Everything $2 Daiso shop at IMM is simply fabulous.
Hahaha was rather reluctant to go there at first, but turned out to be
much more than i expected. They sell crap but nice crap. If there werent
such a crowd, i'd have emptied my wallet gladly.
Walked into KFC and joined the queue.
There was this couple in front of me when i got there. They just started
to place their orders when this guy in his 50s cut right in between them!
Couple: We'd like to have... yada yada yada..
(50 yr old fucker cuts in)
Old fart: EHhhhhh... I want to order Harrr.....
EVERYONE: HUH?!?!
Cashier: sorry sir, please join the queue.
old fart: WAD? but just now i was queuing! so i dont have to queue now! you told me my voucher cannot use but now i want to order. *waves 2 five dollar bills*
Couple: excuse me, u left the queue so you have to go to the BACK!
old fart: JUST NOW I WAS QUEUING OKAY! *points to the manager* JUST NOW you are the one who serve me right! i want to order!
Manager: sorry sir you have to queue up again.
old fart:RUBBISH! I DONT WANT TO BUY ARADDY!
wahahahahah can u believe this shit. this person actuallys has the cheek to do that! seriously i wished i had a good camera fone. his face would be up here man. ahahaha
Crap-cicle
[ Mosh the Toemato ] 8:36:00 PM
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